Charlie Sheen: They Killed Me with a Train

It took freaking TRAIN kill Charlie Sheen of "Two and a Half Men" - and Warlock tells TMZ, he did not want any other way ... In fact, he has to "honor" of her horrible, untimely death.

As noted above, the death of Charlie Harper in "Men" is absolutely ridiculous - he says he crushed by a subway train in Paris, after having slipped off the shelf and broke into a huge "bang meat ".

But Charlie Sheen is not only unmoved ... Excited - he says, "And 'my great honor, which has such a large and violent as the oncoming train to stop my character."

He added: "Anything less would be an insult!"